She's A Cretin
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Play this riff once with the A and E chords
under it:
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A E
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
A E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
D E
I really want to smash her fucking face
D E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
D E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D E
I don't worship her so she hates me
A E
She's a cretin can't you see
A E
She's a cretin a sickie
A E D E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
A E
She's a cretin can't you see
A E
She's a cretin a sickie
A E D E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
A E D E
Ugh!
Then play the riff again once.
A E
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
A E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
D E
I really want to smash her fucking face
D E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
D E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D E
I don't worship her so she hates me
A E
She's a cretin can't you see
A E
She's a cretin a sickie
A E D E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
A E
She's a cretin can't you see
A E
She's a cretin a sickie
A E D E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin,
oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.
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-Josh Lanza
How to play She's A Cretin
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is A. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.