Scrubs - Everything Comes Down To Poo
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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
This song comes from the episode My Musical (Season 6 Episode 6) of the awesome tv show
Scrubs!
[Intro]
D# D# G# A# D#
Hey, Mrs. Miller, we just need a stool sample
Cm Cm Cm/A# Cm/A
Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?
D G
'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear. It's in your butt
G7
You see
[Chorus]
C
Everything comes down to poo
C Em F G
From the top of your head to the sole of your shoe
Dm C
We can figure out what's wrong with you
D G
By looking at your poo
G
Turk?
[Verse]
C7 F
Do you have a hemorrhoid
Gm A D
Or is it rectal cancer?
C G
When you flush your dookie down
E7 A
You flush away the answer
C D
It doesn't really matter
C D
If it's hard or if it's loose
F G
We'll figure out what's ailing you
F
As long as it's a deuce
G
Yes!
[Chorus]
C
Everything comes down to poo (everything comes down to poo)
C Em F G
Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too
Dm
All across the nation
C
We trust in defecation
D G
Everything comes down to poo
[Verse]
C7 F
If you want to know what's wrong
Gm A D
Don't sit and act so cool
C G
Just be a man and eat some bran
E7 A
And drop the kids off at the pool
[Bridge]
Amaj7
My stomach hurts, check the poo
Dmaj7
I sprained my ankle, check the poo
Emaj7
I was shot, check the poo
Dmaj7
A homeless guy threw poo in my eye, check the poo
Emaj7
Mine or his?
Emaj7 G
First him, then you
F G F G
It may be gross, you may say "Shush!"
Gm Cm Cm7 A#
But we need to see what comes out of your tush
A#aug
Because
[Chorus]
D#
Everything comes down to poo
D# Gm G# A#
Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu
G# Fm D#
Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!
G# Fm D#
Our number one test is your number two
[Outro]
Fm
If there's no breeze
G#
Light a match, please
Cm Fm G
Everything comes down to
D# D#7
Doo doo Doo doo
G# G#m
Doo doo Doo doo
D#
Everything comes down to poo!
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