Rock Paper Scissors
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Intro: Em G D A
Em
Later alligator - in a while crocodile
G
With a big fat smile coz I'm in denial
D A
Skip skip heart attack oh my god look at that she's found another lair
Cigarette burns not it's romance turn
No one gave me warning that this love thing hurts
Shock shock horror horror spill spill red wine down my shirt
F F
O-o-o-o-o-oh, you
C G
I no longer wish to fall in love,
Am, F G
I can tell you I like you very much,
And I no longer wish to get married,
I can tell you besides you'll be buried
Flashy fancy face and a big bank balance
Sip my blood through a golden chalice
Chase Chase Chase to erase your face
And now it's tick tock boom
Boom boom boom realigned my zoom
Hope she thinks I look well groomed
Rock Paper Scissors cut cut cut it out of my life
F F
O-o-o-o-o-oh, you
I no longer wish to fall in love
I can tell you I like you very much
and I no longer wish to get married
I can tell you besides you I'll be buried
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear
Thank you very much
I've got a plan how to get her back
Strategy, ching chong cha, I smell a rat
Rock paper scissors scissors cut cut cut
bang shoot it down
F F
O-o-o-o-o-oh, you
I no longer wish to fall in love,
I can tell you I like you very much,
And I no longer wish to get married,
But how I love, I'd love ot see you buried
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear
Thank you very much
How to play Rock Paper Scissors
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Em. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.