Riding Daphne
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G D
With my pen and paper
Em C
I am sitting at my tabletop
G
And once again
D G D
I think of riding Daphne.
G D
Cherry lips and curvy hips
Em C
And bucking like a quarter-horse
G D G D
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
F5
I'll settle in
D5
Now strap me in
C#5 C5
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs
Eb5
You'll chafe me
D5
I'm riding Daphne.
G D
On her knees she gave a blow
Em C
Like standing on fresh fallen snow
G D G D
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne
G D
In her white coat and stethoscope
Em C
She came so hard she couldn't cope
G D
She done it in front of her bloke
G D
Our Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
F5
I'll settle in
D5
Now strap me in
C#5 C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
Eb5
You'll gaff me
D5
I'm riding Daphne.
C
Playing doctor with my doctor mate
G
I think we could rocked her mate
Am
Thanks for waiting patiently
Em
And taking slobby dregs, mate
C
Hope there's no hard feelings
Am D
'Bout my manhood on your leg.
G D
She took the Hippocratic oath
Em C
She took my manhood in her throat
G D
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke
G D
Not Daphne.
G D
She dropped her drawers and sat on me
Em C
While watching Grey's Anatomy
G D
And checked my prostate glad for free
G D
Did Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
F5
I'll settle in
D5
Now strap me in
C#5 C5
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape
Eb5
You'll gaff me
D5
I'm riding Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
Bm C G
Ooooh riding Daphne.
How to play Riding Daphne
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.