Rich White Straight Men
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Intro
Am Em Am Em
F C F G
verse 1
Am Em Am
You could ride a unicorn to school
Em F C F G
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare (no you don’t!)
Am Em Am
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
Em F C F G
That makes sense and that's fair (no it’s not!)
Em Am Em Am
And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts
F C F G
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car
Pre-Chorus 1
Am Em Am Em
Vroom vroom
F C F
Fuck you (fuck you!)
Am Em Am F C F
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
G Am Em Am F C F
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her
[Refrão]G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F G
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)
verse 2
N.C.
If you're from another land then come here
F C F G
You won't have to climb a wall (yes you will!)
Am Em Am
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
Em F C F G
You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado!)
Am Em Em Am
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
F C F G
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds
Pre-Chorus 2
Am Em Am Em
Cha-ching
F C F
Fuck you (fuck you!)
Am Em Am F C F
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
G Am Em Am F C F
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her
[Refrão]G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F G
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha)
Bridge
F C
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Dm Am F C Dm Am
How I wish the world was different
F C
Where who you love and who you are
Dm G
Was nobody’s fucking business
[Refrão]N.C.
What if rich, white, straight men
F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G
What if
How to play Rich White Straight Men
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Am. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.