Retards Make Good Friends
View chords used in this chart
e-------------------------------------------
B-------------------------------------------
G----------------------------------------7--
D--------2--------2--------2--------2----7--
A--------2--------2--------2--------2----5--
E--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0--3p-0--0-------
Repeat the riff 4 x
[E]Hey mama tell you what I say
[E]Said I'm lookin' for a friend today
[E]lookin for a friend I can trust
[E]he's gotta ride in a short school bus
{chorus}
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!
[D]Retards.....[D]Make [D#]Good [E]Friends!
[E]My friend Marc wears a hockey helmet
[E]He shits his pants but he can't help it
[E]Out in public he beats his dick
[E]I use retards to pick up chicks
{chorus}
{bridge}
(lots of groaning and drooling)
[A][B][C][D]
[A][B][C][D][E]
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x
How to play Retards Make Good Friends
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is B. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.