Puppet History - Prototype Instrument Song
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: CCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse 1]
C G
The mother of invention is both passion and intention
F G
And the plight can be rewarding, but it also can drag ass
C F G
And every grand creation's just the final iteration
F G C
In a cavalcade of pitiful rough drafts
[Pre-chorus]
C A7
And so, it's me
D7 G
Failed instrument prototype 73
N.C.
And I sound like...
[Chorus]
C E7
Well the most godawful racket that you'll ever hear
Am D7
You'll wish a hungry pack of sewer rats would gnaw off your ears
C E7
The drum go boom and the horn'll toot a toot
Am D7
But I sound like a cow with hemmorroids attempting to poop
F7 G
Oh, baby, I sound bad
C
Yes I do
[Verse 2]
C G C F
Well I still recall the day when Adolph took me out to play
F G
And put his sweet wet Belgian lips upon my shiny little mouth
C N.C.
And with his smoochers motorboatin' up against my special openin'
F G C
What a dreadful horrid screeching I let out
[Pre-chorus]
C A7
And oh, the crowd
D7 G7
When they heard my wretched sound
N.C.
How'd they take it? Oh...
[Chorus]
C E7
A fancy lady puked into her daughter's lap
Am D7
...A priest screamed "Fucking Christ!" and threw his Bible in the trash
C E7
The dogs all howled and the mice went SQUEAK!
Am D7
Half the mezzanine ran out and laid down in the street
F7 G
Oh, baby, I sound bad
C
How 'bout that?
[Spoken]
FM7
You know, after my first performance,
I was attacked by an angry mob who stuffed me in a sack with some stones
C
and tossed me in the river!
Eb Dm7
But I soon beckoned to some passersby like when those kids found Jumanji,
C#M7
and so now I'm back to let the world
hear my fuckin' terrible noise.
N.C.
Check it out I'm horrible--(RANDOM NOTES)
N.C.
Wait wait wait--(MORE RANDOM NOTES)
[Instrumental]
FM7 Eb7 Dm7 G G7
[Chorus]
C F#m
Well I clearly could've used some extra valves or a slide
Am D7 G7
Well, too bad, I guess I'll just have to go eat shit and die
C E7
A snare ra-ta-tats, and a gee-tar shreds
Am D7 G7
But the noise that I emit will have you beggin' for death
F7 G
Baby, oooh
C
I SOUND BAD!
How to play Puppet History - Prototype Instrument Song
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.