Post-Modern Sleaze
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C
[Verse 1]
Eb
She looks ahead
F C
She paints her toe nails red
Eb
She's wet and wild
F C
A typical 90's child
[Chorus 1]
Eb Bb C
She makes every move they make
Eb Bb C
She takes everything they take
Bb F C
She must be a Thelma or Louise
Bb F C
She must be a post-modern sleaze
[Verse 2]
Eb
Unscrew the wine
F C
She'll throw a party line
Eb
Stories extreme
F C
She's such a drama queen
Eb
Cries through the night
F C
She choked on Marlboro lites
Eb
Pure charm and grace
F C
She hates her pretty face
[Chorus 1]
Eb Bb C
She makes every move they make
Eb Bb C
She takes everything they take
Bb F C
She must be a Thelma or Louise
Bb F C
She must be a post-modern sleaze
[Verse 3]
Am Ab
Straw spun from gold
Gm Eb F
She craves a tortured soul
C Eb
All doom and gloom
F C
She plays an open wound
[Chorus 2]
Eb Bb C
She takes every scene they steal
Eb Bb C
She fakes every pain they feel
Bb F C
She must be a Thelma or Louise
Bb F C
She must be a post-modern tease
[Outro] (repeated)
Bb C
She must be a Thelma or Louise
Bb C
She must be a post-modern tease
How to play Post-Modern Sleaze
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is C. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.