Pledge Drive
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Tecla: DCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
D D C G G A
[Verse 1]
D D C
I am living in an extra large box
G A
It's a nice big house with a TV/VCR
D D C
Where rats are eating all my earthly possessions
G
I called the pledge drive
A
I got the suicide hotline
[Verse 2]
D D C
Life's little moments in an extra large box
G A
Courting controversy in an esoteric field
D D C
Why don't the police ever obey the law?
G
I don't know anything
A
You don't know anything
[Pre-Chorus]
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
G G Bm
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated)
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
[Chorus]
D G
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G A
You don't know anything
D G
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G A
You don't know anything
D G
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
D G
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
[Verse 3]
D D C
I am a supergrain, I'm native to Peru
G A
I thrive in the elevations of the Andes mountain range
D D C
I am arguably ruining the environment and the local economy
G A
And you can substitute me for bulgur wheat
[Verse 4]
D D C
This mob of teens with sponges is ready to wash your car
G A
I'm standing in the Wendy's drive-thru screaming "Fuck all the transphobes"
(Sir, this is a Wendy's)
D D C
I feel nothing and I'm 14-inches tall
G
I don't know anything
A
You don't know anything
[Pre-Chorus]
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be wearing a shirt
G Bm
A shirt so white and starched you could spill coffee on it
A A Bm
Statistically likely to be trying to stay hydrated (but not that hydrated)
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
G
No one is mad at me
[Chorus]
D G
If woke dudes must die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
D G
If we must dumpster dive, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
D G
And if you think youth has been wasted on the young and the wasted
D G
And so now one of us has to die, I'll go first
G
I don't know anything
G
You don't know anything
How to play Pledge Drive
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.