Please Stop Touching My Willy
View chords used in this chart
Intro: G Ab A
G Ab A
I'm so angry
G Ab A
I'm very very angry
G Ab A
Oooh I'm angry
G Ab A
I'm very very angry
G Ab A
Please leave me alone
G Ab A
Or I'll tell the teacher
G Ab A
Or I'll tell the teacher
G Ab A
(My name's Jeff)
G Ab A
Please stop touching my willy
G Ab A
(My name's Jeff)
G Ab A
It really really hurts
How to play Please Stop Touching My Willy
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.