Plastic Jesus
View chords used in this chart
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: BbCapotraste: 2nd traste
Tabbed by Persephone Crain
E|------------------------|-3--------3-------------|
B|------------------------|------------------------|
G|------------------------|----------------0-------|
D|------------------------|-------2-----------2----|
A|-------------0-----2----|-3----------------------|
E|-------3----------------|-------------3----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|-5-----3-----0----------|------------------------|
B|----------------3-------|-1--------------1-------|
G|------------------------|----------------------2-|
D|-------2-----------2----|-------3-----------3----|
A|-3----------------------|------------------------|
E|-------------3----------|-1-----------1----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|------------------------|------------------------|
B|-3-----1-----0----------|----------1-------------|
G|----------------2-------|-0--------------0-------|
D|-------3-----------3----|-------2-----------2----|
A|------------------------|-3----------------------|
E|-1-----------1----------|-------------3----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|-0h3------0-------------|----------------0-------|
B|----------------1-------|-3-------3--------------|
G|------------------------|------------------------|
D|-------2-----------2----|-------0-----------0----|
A|-3----------------------|------------------------|
E|-------------3----------|-3-----------3----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|-0--1-----0-------------|-0h3---------3----------|
B|----------------3-------|------------------------|
G|------------------------|----------0-----------0-|
D|-------0-----------0----|-------2-----------2----|
A|------------------------|-3----------------------|
E|-3-----------3----------|-------------3----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|-5-----3-----0----------|------------------------|
B|----------------3-------|-1--------------1-------|
G|------------------------|----------------------2-|
D|-------2-----------2----|-------3-----------3----|
A|-3----------------------|------------------------|
E|-------------3----------|-1-----------1----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|------------------------|----------------0-------|
B|-3-----1-----0----------|----------1-------------|
G|----------------2-------|-0----------------------|
D|-------3-----------3----|-------2-----------2----|
A|------------------------|-3----------------------|
E|-1-----------1----------|-------------3----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|-0----------------------|------------------------|
B|----3--------1--0-----1-|----------------------1-|
G|------------------------|----------------0-------|
D|-------0-----------0----|-------2-----------2----|
A|------------------------|-3----------------------|
E|-3-----------3----------|-------------3----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
E|------------------------|
B|----------------------1-|
G|----------------0-------|
D|-------2-----------2----|
A|-3----------------------|
E|-------------3----------|
1 + 2 + 3 + 4 +
Lyrics
I don't care if it rains or freezes
long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Going down there, it ain't scary
'cause I've got the virgin Mary
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
I'm in the backseat sinning,
Jesus up there grinning
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Green, white, pink or yellow,
I don't care 'cause he's my feller
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
I don't care if it rains or freezes
long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Going down there, it ain't scary
'cause I've got the virgin Mary
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
I'm in the backseat sinning,
Jesus up there grinning
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Green, white, pink or yellow,
I don't care 'cause he's my feller
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
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How to play Plastic Jesus
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.