Plastic Jesus
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C
I don't care if it Rains or freezes
G
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus
F C G
Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car
C
Through my trials And tribulations
G
And my travels Through the nation
F C G
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far
C G
Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air
F C G
A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind
C G
Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me
F C G
And any other thing that lies behind
C G F C G
With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far
C G F C G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car
C G
When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn
F C G
Ican let all my curses roll
C G
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear
F C G
The man who invented plastic Saved my soul
C G F C G
With my plastic Jesus Goodbye and I'll go far
C G F C G
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car
Am G Am G
An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight
F C G
They never find my bottle Though they ask
Am G Am G
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see
F C G
He's hollow and I use him like a flask
G
Woa Woa Woa
C - - G - - F ? C ?G (Save me)
C - -G - -F ? C -G
C G
I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary
F C G
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C
I feel that I'm protected amply
G F C G
I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car
C G F C G
With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far
C G F C G
And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car
OUTRO along with Chorus:
C G
When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan
F C G
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
C
Women know I'm on the level
G
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil
F C
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car
How to play Plastic Jesus
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is C. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.