Ouch My Childhood
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: BCapotraste: Sem capotraste
Submitted by: jeremyunderground41@gmail.com
Key: B
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
B - x24442
F# - 244322
G#m - 466444
E - 022100
C#m - x46654
D#m - x68876
[Verse 1]
B
I used to pray for another
Star Wars or Indiana Jones
F# E
Now I pray to meet George Lucas
so I can break his goddamn nose
C#m
I'd love to choke out Steven Spielberg
E
and then castrate Michael Bay Cause
G#m
Bumblebee wasn't a fucking Camaro
F# E
and the Ninja Turtles aren't from space
[Post Chorus]
B G#m D#m E x2
then
B
[Verse 2]
B
Why would you make another Karate
Kid and then have him learn kung fu?
F# E
Why wait for 30 years to make
C#m
A Christmas Story 2? At least J.J. and
E
Disney can't make Star Wars any worse
G#m
Unless they transport Jar Jar Binks
F# E
into the Star Trek universe
[Chorus 1]
B
Why can't an awesome
movie ever be enough?
E
Why do we always have to
wreck the things we love?
C#m
To jump the shark till we
E
learn to nuke the fridge
G#m
We're done with wrecking
F#
TV shows so let's burn
E F#
the movie bridge
[Verse 3]
G#m
Dear Ridley Scott could you please
F# B
not say that the Aliens are Jesus
in Prometheus it didn't make any
F# G#m
sense At least you didn't hire
F#
the dreaded reboot king to gut
E F#
Miami Vice and Total Recall
[Chorus 2]
B
Fuck you Colin Farrell
G#m
you're the devil
D#m
Fuck you Colin Farrell
E
you're the devil
B
Fuck you Michael Bay
G#m
you're the devil
D#m
Fuck you George Lucas
E
you're the devil
[Chorus 3]
B
Fuck you Colin Farrell
G#m
you're the devil
D#m
Fuck you Colin Farrell
E
you're the devil
B
Fuck you Michael Bay
G#m
you're the devil
D#m
You ran it right
Einto the ground
[Chorus 4]
B
You ran it you ran it you ran
it right into the ground
E
The sequels the prequels
the reboots worse each time
C#m E
around You ran it you ran it
right into the ground
G#m
You ran it you ran
F# E
it you ran it right
into the ground
[Chorus 5/Outro]
B
You ran it
E
You ran it
C#m
You ran it you ran it
E
right into the ground
G#m
You ran it you ran it
F# E
you ran it right
B
into the ground
How to play Ouch My Childhood
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.