Numanoid Hang Glide - Half Man Half Biscuit

Numanoid Hang Glide

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(Intro) A D E (x4)
A D E
Please don't tell me what you think while I tell you about
A D E
The copse that I retreat to where I'm hemmed in by the Larch
A D E
Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head
A D E
Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while.
F Bbm Dm A
I was best man dead in our road four years on the run
F Bbm Dm G A D E (x2)
Always chose the same demise ' dehydration, on a long jog.
 
A D E
Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knee
A D E
You hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease
A D E
The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind
A D E
And have to write them all down for the nurse.
F Bbm Dm A
Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool
F Bbm Dm G
Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates.
 
(instr) A D E (x4) F Bbm Dm A F Bbm Dm G
 
C Am Dm G
I said to Jesus, 'How much do you love me?
C Am Dm G
He said 'This much? and he stretched out his arms and died
C A Dm G
And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply?
C A Dm G
Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO
C Am Dm G C Am Dm G
Speedwagon, Speedwagon.
 
Dm G Dm G
La, la la la, la la la, la la la
Dm G Dm G C
La, la la la, la la la, la la la, la la la la.

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