Nsfw
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Intro:
A E D D
A E F#m F#m
A E
I know you like to think you've found the one,
D
And it must be, finally, gotta be love,
A E
But you're probably not and probably didn't (nope)
F#m
Just sayin' that Snapchat, text-back game you're playing
A E
Starts with 'show me yours and I'll show you mine'
D
Then a couple screenshots end up online
A E
And those dick pics and titty snaps
F#m
Have all gone viral on the internet (tight)
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
A E
Of you in your birthday suit.
D A E F#m
You in your birthday suit.
A E
Talkin' that va-jay-jay vision with a nipple lick flick,
D
A cock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
A E
Cause news moves fast but your boobs move quicker
F#m
Picture that ass on the front page of Flickr
A E
NSFW, more like anywhere,
D
Tried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
A E
Awkward pose, bad light, slight bend
F#m
Leave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to everyone
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
Of you in your birthday suit.
You in your birthday suit.
A E
Best case scenario, pictures of your scarey-o
D
Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
A E
The inverse, is the whole universe
F#m
Sees you shake your holiday hams.
A E
Background check for the perfect job
D
But the Google search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
A E
There's a booty smack screencap goin' around
F#m A E D
And you had to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken down
A E F#m
(well, that's what your junk looks like,)
N.C.
(So I guess there's that)
A E D
Naked pictures sound like fun
A E F#m
Until you break up and they make their way to your mom
And all of the creepers
A E
Crankin' it, spankin' it, passin' 'em on,
D
Postin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
A E F#m
Don't take those pictures like you do
A E
Of you in your birthday suit.
D A E F#m
You in your birthday suit.
How to play Nsfw
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is A. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.