Not Killin' It Today
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F#m E
Accidentally made a joke that killed your boner
B
And I woke up so hungover
D E
And I didn't even drink so much last night
F#m E
And I hurt your feelings on the phone 'cause I'm pmsing
B
And you sent the sweetest message
D E D
I forgot to reply and I couldn't even tell you why
E F#m
Most days I'm hilarious, confident, and I don't get jealous
B F#m
And I'm sexy and I'm fun
D E F#m
Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it
B F#m B
I'm not usually this dumb, but
A C#
I'm just not killin' it today
F#m
No, today is not my day
D
Hahaha gotta laugh
A
Someone please, give me a break
C# F#m
It's written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake
D A
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today
C# F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
D
No no, no
A F#m
I'm not killin' it today
F#m E
Accidentally I sneezed and peed little
B
Looked in the mirror and my eyes jiggled
D E D
And it helps when you tell me I'm perfect but not this time
E F#m
Most days I'm hilarious, confident, and I don't get jealous
B F#m
And I'm sexy and I'm fun
D E F#m
Most days I'm affectionate and I love you like I invented it
B F#m B
I'm not usually this dumb, but
A C#
I'm just not killin' it today
F#m
No, today is not my day
D
Hahaha gotta laugh
A
Someone please, give me a break
C# F#m
It's written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake
D A
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today
C# F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
D
No no, no
A
I'm not killin' it today
C#
I'm just not killin' it today
F#m
No, today is not my day
D
Hahaha gotta laugh
A
Someone please, give me a break
C# F#m
It's written on my face, I wanna cry and eat some cake
D A
Try again tomorrow babe, I'm not killing it today
C# F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
D
No no, no
A
I'm not killin' it today
C# F#m
No no no no no, no no no no no no
D
No no, no
A
I'm not killin' it today
How to play Not Killin' It Today
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is F#m. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.