Non Dairy Creamer
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
Submitted by: jeremyunderground41@gmail.com
Key: E
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Chords used:
E - 022100
B - x24442
C#m - x46654
A - x02220
F#m - 244222
[Intro]
E A C#m B x2
[Verse 1]
E A
They call it KFC
C#m B
Cause its not really chicken
E A
Hot Cheetos for breakfast
C#m B
Make a young student sick
E
And did you ever think
A C#m B
someone is tricking you?
[Instrumental]
E C#m B A
[Verse 2]
E C#m
And the guy in the pulpit
B A
is a bigot and alas
E
Some kid walks into my
C#m B
school and opens fire
A E C#m
Heard any good jokes lately?
B A
Cause we sure do need them
E
My punk band is called
C#m B A
Operation Iraqi Freedom
[Chorus 1]
F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
E
Are you real to me?
F#m
Or are you non
A E C#m B A
dairy creamer?
[Verse 3]
E C#m B
A new love is burning up
A E
for me Cause one in four
C#m
American girls has an
B A E
STD And you can buy
C#m
yourself some implants
B A
But you can't buy a soul
[Verse 4]
E
That never launched
C#m
With your chest popped out
B A
What are you so afraid about?
E
With your chest popped out
C#m B
What are you so afraid about?
A E
What are you so afraid of?
C#m B A
What are you so afraid of?
[Chorus 2]
F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
E
Are you real to me?
F#m
Or are you non
A E C#m B A
dairy creamer?
[Bridge]
A
And two gay guys got
B
married That brought
C#m E
the family to its knees
A
How did they blow
B
this to smithereens?
C#m
Just a couple of queens
B A
How did they do it
B
I'll tell you now
C#m
They brought marriage
E A
to an end And I found
B
myself some culprits
C#m
It's two young
B A
gay Republicans
B E
Young gay Republicans
B
Young gay Republicans
C#m B
Young gay Republicans
[Chorus 3]
F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
E
Are you real to me?
F#m
Or are you non
A E
dairy creamer?
[Chorus 4]
F#m C#m
So what's it gonna be?
E
Are you real to me?
F#m
Or are you non
A E C#m B A E C#m B A
dairy creamer?
[Outro]
E C#m B
Mission accomplished
A E C#m B
Mission accomplished
A E C#m B
Mission accomplished
A E C#m B A
Mission accomplished
E C#m B A x8
then
E
How to play Non Dairy Creamer
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.