New Years Resolution Song

Intro: F Bb F Bb (2x) F Working out, losing weight Bb Maybe using tanning spray F Bb Becoming more attractive in general F Reading more, watching less Bb Learning all the rules for chess F Bb Becoming somewhat smarter in general F Eating fish, not fingernails Bb Volunteer to save the whales F Bb Becoming a better guy in general F Saving more, spending less Bb Yes I will wax my chest F Bb Dating more girls in general C Bb F But not this year. No this year is different C Bb F As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer C Bb After all these failed resolutions F C My future is clear, the future is near F A Just forget those resolutions you Bb C Know that you are never gonna do F A And adopt a more realistical view Bb C By committing to things that come easily to you F A Bb C Like eat at least one value meal a week F A Bb C Or put the correct shoes on the correct feet Bb C F just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath F Bb F Bb x2 F A Just face the fact you've always thought Bb C Those resolutions don't mean squat F A And settle in to a comfortable spot Bb C Embrace all the things you know you are not F A Bb C Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat F A Bb C Make large purchases then lose the receipts Bb C F Just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath F Bb F Bb (2x)