New Bond Theme
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Transcribed by Rob
rebowman@utas.edu.au
Cm D#m
Yon: Die almost never,
F A#
Nearly forever.
Ab A# Cm D#5
Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
D#5 (stop) Ab G
Scod: Is there anything that I can do?
Cm
I got to go and see Q.
F Ab
On a deadly mission since the day we met,
A# D#5
The threat is you.
Ab
You took my love for granted,
A# D#5 Cm
Now there's a bomb implanted in my heart.
Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
Cm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh... Whoh oh oh oh
Cm D#m
Die almost never,
F A#
Nearly forever.
Ab A# Cm D#5
Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
Play (Ab G C5 G) over and over whilst talking bits:
Gatesy: (M) James, you're an outdated dinosaur of a sexist era.
Yon: (Bond) Yes, but the hair on my chest is alarmingly enticing.
Gatesy: (Moneypenny) Oh, James!
Yon: (Bond) Miss Moneypenny. You're as attractive as you are... fourty.
Gatesy: (M) 007, listen carefully. Blah blah blah blah bomb, blah nuclear warhead,
Yon: (Bond) Yes...
Gatesy: (M) Blah blah blah bikinis, blah blah blah jet pack.
Yon: (Bond) Right, so kill all the baddies then.
Gatesy: (M) One more thing 007, Q has developed a new voice transmogrifier that
will disguise your voice to sound exactly like Elvis Costello.
Yon: (Bond) Why Elvis Costello?
Gatesy: (M) 'Cause Scod really, really, really wanted to.
Yon: (Bond) So, who's my target?
Gatesy: (M) Let me use the transmogrifier and tell you. This is my voice now...
D#5 Ab G
Scod: (Elvis Costello) A disgruntled ex-president,
Cm
Is becoming incensed.
` F Ab
About the focus shifting off of his cock,
A# D#5
Onto world events.
Ab
Tripod: He's causing all this trouble,
A# D#5 Cm
From an underwater bubble in the sea.
Cm Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
A# Cm D#5
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
(spoken part)(Ab G C5 G)
Gatesy: (Clinton) It's time to release the ultimate weapon,
I will release Faith Hill's next eighty albums into the water supply.
Before you know it, the world will be wearing gold lame mini-dresses,
And look like some shaved rats in stilettos.
Once the world has become skankadelic,
No-one will care about foreign countries any more.
They'll all be looking at my jiz again,
I miss that.
Yon: (Bond) You're going to have to find someone else to look at your jiz again.
Gatesy: (Clinton) I thought you were Elvis Costello!
Yon: (Bond) I suddenly remembered my charlemagne
Gatesy: (Clinton) What?
Yon: (Bond) When you have a cigar up an intern, that represented all the skankiest
moments in human history. Question: Would you ever smoke that cigar?
Gatesy: (Clinton) No.
Yon: (Bond) Well, now I'm going to smoke you...
(Sounds of a gunfight)
Scod: Two, three, four!
Cm D#5
Tripod: Die almost never,
F A#
Nearly forever.
Ab A# Cm D#5
Forever is yesterday's tomorrow today.
Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
A# Cm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
Cm Ab A#
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh...
A# Cm
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh_________
How to play New Bond Theme
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Cm. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.