Never Getting Laid
View chords used in this chart
Intro: F7M C7M E7 Am7 D7
F7M C7M E7 Am7 D7
[Verso 1]
F7M C7M
We were so happy, why not mix it up?
E7 Am7 D7
I'm so at peace, yeah I can't drink enough
F7M C7M
No way to know just who you're thinking of
E7 Am7
I just wish you didn't have a mind
[Pré-Refrão]
D7 F7M
(Ah) That could flip like a switch
C7M
Like a wandering drift
E7
To a neighboring bitch
Am7 D7 F7M
When just the other night you said you need me, what gives?
C7M
How did it come to this?
E7
Boy, I know where you live
[Refrão]
A
Baby, I'm not angry
F#m7
Love you just the same
Bm7 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
C#m7
And all your days are sunny
F#m7
From your windowpane
Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
A
And a forever of never getting laid
[Verso 2]
F7M C7M
I think this schedule could be very nice (Very nice)
E7 Am7 D7
Call up the boys and crack a Miller Lite, watch the fight
F7M C7M
Us girls are fun but stressful, am I right? (Am I right?)
E7 Am7 D7
And you got a right hand anyway (And only yesterday)
[Pré-Refrão]
F7M
Was when we called it quits (Called it quits)
C7M
I was so confident (Confident)
E7
'Til the thought of it hit
Am7 D7 F7M
That any given night, you could be using your lips
C7M
On a girl with big tits
E7
Boy, I know where you live
[Refrão]
A
Baby, I'm not angry
F#m7
Love you just the same (I love you just the same)
Bm7 E
I just hope you get agoraphobia someday
C#m7
And all your days are sunny (Sunny from your windowpane)
F#m7
From your windowpane
Bm7
Wish you a lifetime full of happiness
A F#m7
And a forever of never getting laid (Forever)
Bm7
Mm-mm
F#m7 E7 C#m7 F#m7 Bm7 E7
A forever of never getting laid (Laid, mm)
Final:
A F7M
At the end of the rainbow
G7
I hope you find
Am7 Am7/G# Am7/G
A good whole lot of nothing
F#º
'Cause you're still inside
Dm7 Dº G4 C
And abstinence is just a state of mind
How to play Never Getting Laid
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is F7M. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.