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My Name Is Bert - John Schawb

My Name Is Bert

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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste:

1st traste

[Verse 1]

G C

I’ll check your oil, your distributor coil, and I’ll rotate all your tires

D G

I’ll tell you when your shaft is bent and your credit card expires

G C

I’ll grease your axle wash and wax her, make that sucker clean

D G

My name is Bert, it’s on my shirt, and I sell gasoline.

[Chorus]

C G

I’ll wash your windows, fill you up with gas

D

Ask me directions and I’ll kick your ass

C G

I like my whiskey and I like my privacy

C D G

You can’t get in the John without a key.

[Verse 2]

G C

I’ll turn you lugs, I’ll pull you plugs, I’ll charge your battery

D G

Air and water cost about a quarter man, nothing goods for free

G C

I’ll smooth your squeaks and lube your leaks when you are leaving trails

D G

You think my shirt is full of dirt you should see my fingernails

[Chorus]

C G

I’ll wash your windows, fill you up with gas

D

Ask me directions and I’ll kick your ass

C G

I like my whiskey and I like my privacy

C D G

You can’t get in the John without a key.

[Bridge]

C G

You think I’m silly, your don’t think I’m smart

D

I just charged you 50 bucks for a 2 dollar part

[Chorus]

C G

Its my station and keep it clean, so clean

D C

My name is Bert and I sell Gas

D C

My name is Bert and I will kick your ass

D C G

My name is Bert and I sell gasoline!!!

How to play My Name Is Bert

Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.

What is the starting chord?

The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.

Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?

Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.