My Hair Goes

Acoustic [Refrão] C Em My hair goes up. My hair goes down Am F My hair goes up. My hair goes down C Em My hair goes up. My hair goes down Am Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Verse 1 C Em Am F My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face. C Em Am My hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space. C Em My hair conceals my elf ears Am F They are a little bit embarrassing C Em Am F With hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking. C Em Am Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail F boat. C Em I would need no broom to sweep this room Am F If someone spilled honey bunches of oats. [Refrão] C Em My hair goes up. My hair goes down Am F My hair goes up. My hair goes down C Em My hair goes up. My hair goes down Am Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Verse 2 C Em My hair pwns gravity Am F It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself. C Em Am My hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt C Em Am F A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much. C Em Am She raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in F touch. C Em Am F I bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea C Em And with a little more growth, you want even know Am F I got a full size baby. A full size baby? G C Yah! Im gonna name him Ricky. Em Am F After your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky. C Em I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky Am F C And why are you hiding a kid anyway?! Em Am F Well its actually just a robotic baby What were we talking about? Chorus C Em Your hair goes up. Your hair goes down Am Your hair goes up. Your hair goes Bridge C Em Am We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message: F There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life C Em Like: who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living Am F Boxers or briefs. Or commando C And, listen, youre gonna make mistakes Em Am You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water, F C You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it Am F You might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant. C Thats ok youll recover Em Am F But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your- C Em Am F life-altering choice, right. Chorus C Does your hair go up? Em Am C Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down