My Conservative Girlfriend
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G Bm
She's a real Type A
C D
And she's over-insured
G Bm
Her favorite castaway
C D
Is Thurston Howell, the third
G Bm C D
She doesn't like big government so it's no surprise
G Bm C D
I can be her lover long as I downsize
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every Friday we go liberal bashin'
G Bm
She's got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
C D
Tattooed on her rump ('Tude on her rump)
G Bm
Beside an autographed port (Autographed portrait)
C D
Of Donald Trump, (Donald Duck)
G Bm C D
And from the day I checked her out from front to back
G Bm C D
I knew her private sector could take up the slack
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every weekend we go wilderness trashin'
(spoken)
G Bm C D
Oh, baby, I close my eyes and I can see you ordering breakfast.
You're having the spotted owl omelet...
Whites only.
Come on, baby,
Raise my interest rate, bust my union, light my library fire...
(sung)
G Bm C D
She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
G Bm C D
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Think she's lookin' for a good tongue lashin'
C D G Bm
My conservative girlfriend
C G C D
Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'
How to play My Conservative Girlfriend
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.