My Boba Manifesto
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This specific tab is based off the comedy song found on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKKSDu_a9ik
[Verse 1]
G
If I don't have boba tea every single day by three
Am7 Am C D
Then I feel like I might do something bad
Em
"What's a boba tea?"
G
It's a bubble tea that if you hit it hard enough
Am7 Am C D
All you hear is the Trolls soundtrack all at once
Em G
"Chris, hasn't it been outlawed by many governments
G
Because it can't be digested by the human body?"
Am7 Am C D Em
I'm sorry, I can't seem to hear you
G
"Chris, if you have boba everyday
G
Where do you keep all your boba weight?"
Am
Excellent question
C D
On the coasts
Em
When you talk to me in the morning
G
I talk like the owner of a wolf sanctuary
Am7 Am C
But after boba I talk like the owner
D
Of a boutique children's clothing store
Em
My friend Matt said
G
"Isn't boba more of a treat than an everyday thing?"
Am7 C D
And now Matt's number is no longer saved in my phone
[Chorus]
D
This is my boba manifesto
Bm7
I'm gonna have bubble tea everyday
G
Until I'm seventy
G
And if you try to stop me
A D
Then I'll delete you from my contacts
[Post-Chorus]
D
This is his boba manifesto
Bm7
He's gonna have bubble tea everyday
G
Until he's seventy
G
And if you try to stop him
A
Then he'll delete you from his phone I guess
[Verse 2]
Am C D
And now I'd like to turn your attention to the Boba Boys
Em
(Who are the Boba Boys?)
G
They're the Boba Brothers who own the boba shop
Am C
And they wait for me peeking over the counter
D
Even if there's a line (Hi, Chris!)
Em7 G
When I see them they ask me stuff like
G Am
"Chris, where did you get your sunglasses?
Am C D
I want them for my wife"
Em G
"Chris, we recently found your comedy online
G
You have a unique sense of humor!"
Am7 Am
Thanks, I'm finding myself
C D
To be quite popular among women who own lizards
Em D
"Chris, is this your Vespa?" Yes, that's my pig
D
"Where did you get your pig?" I went to the Vespa dealership
Am7
And I said, "Can you take this in the freeway?" and they said
C
"You can but, you should not"
Em7
Within ten seconds of knowing me
G Am7
They knew that I would be reunited with my ancestors instantly
Am C D
If i took that Vespa on the highway
[Pre-Chorus]
D
My day would be shit without the Boba Boys
Bm7
My day would be an absolute Gen X-er selfie
G
Without the Boba Brothers
G
Even though I'm storing weight
A
In San Diego and Tampa
[Chorus]
D
This is my boba manifesto
Bm7
I'm gonna have bubble tea everyday
G
Until I'm seventy
G
And if you try to stop me
A
Then I'll delete you from my contacts
[Post-Chorus]
D
This is his boba manifesto
Bm
He's gonna have bubble tea everyday
G
Until he's seventy
G
And if you try to stop him
A D
Then he'll delete you from his phone I guess
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