Mister Richard Smoker
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Intro
C
Doodley baboo
Dm
Doodley baboo
F G
Doodley baboo bow
verse 1
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a poopy poker
C C A/C# Dm G
Chardonnay and cocaine in the spa
G
Cigarettes and coffee breath, little boys on crystal meth
G
Tonight we'll tango in the street
F G
You eat dark meat
verse 2
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a chicken choker
C C A/C# Dm G
Tonight you're gonna let it all hang out
G
Pantyhose and aquanet, smokin' menthol cigarettes
G
Tonight we'll tango in the street
F G
You eat dark meat
Interlude
C
Doodley baboo
Dm
Doodley baboo
F G
Doodley baboo bow
Guitar and piano solo
C
C C A/C# Dm G
G
G F G
Slide guitar and fiddle solo
C
C C A/C# Dm G
G
G F G
Trumpet and clarinet solo
C
C C A/C# Dm G
G
G F G
You eat dark meat
Interlude
C
Doodley baboo
Dm
Doodley baboo
F G
Doodley baboo bow
verse 3
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're an Ono Yoker
C C A/C# Dm G
Cognac and black coffee with the boys
G
Dancin' your buster browns, whirlin' to that techno sound
G
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick
F G
You smoke big dick
verse 4
C
Mister Richard Smoker, you're a velvet coker
C C A/C# Dm G
Bruce and Jeff will pick you up at ten
G
Going out, dancin' in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
G
Tonight we'll tango in the street
F G
You eat dark meat
Modulation outro
C
Doodley baboo
Dm
Doodley baboo
F G
Doodley baboo bow
D
Doodley baboo
Em
Doodley baboo
G A
Doodley baboo bow
E
Doodley baboo
F#m
Doodley baboo
A B
Doodley baboo bow
F#
Doodley baboo
G#m
Doodley baboo
B C#
Doodley baboo bow
How to play Mister Richard Smoker
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is C. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.