Lizard Boy

Intro G Cary C I know I was wrong F So I'll make up a song C G Right here in the middle of Dick's (hello...) G Cary C I'm down on my knees F Well, figuratively C G And I'm all out of tricks (except for this song...) [Verso 1] F C G I wanna make amends F C G I think we'd make good friends Am C Cary, we both made plans to eat Am C Oh Cary, I know you like that meat N.C That's a euphemism! [Verso 2] G D I brush my teeth but I never floss Em Which I think is a problem because C G All I ever drink is soda pop D I haven't eaten a vegetable in days Em Unless you count potato chips C G I swear I'm healthy, this is just a phase [Verso 3] D Em I have some fears that are irrational C G Like falling onto seventy knives D Em Unlikely hopes that my green skin is just some C G Super rare but treatable hives [Verso 4] Em C G There's not a lot of things I worry about Em C G D There are a lot of things I haven't figured out C A reclusive life that I pretend to enjoy D G Then Monster Fest last year, I met a boy... [Verso 5] G D I thought he liked me, I thought he did Em C Mostly 'cause he said it, when he said it, G Man, I felt just like a kid D He made me happy in just a night Em C And everything was perfect -- just by that, G I should have known it wasn't right [Ponte] D Em A hand to hold, a mouth to kiss C G A couple beers, some conversation and then D Em A swift rejection without question then I C G Locked myself inside again D [Verso 6] Em C G I hate that there are things I worry about Em C G D I hate that there's so much I haven't figured out C Like now, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do G I think I messed up my chances with you C You're only the second person I've ever kissed D G I hate to be worried, but like that I am about this [Verso 7] G I think I like you D I think I do Em C My heart is kind of racing and I think I have a stomach ache G D My vision's kind of glossy, lost some feeling in my fingers C But it's cool D G