League Of Lousy Liars - This Crazy One Percentile
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
This Crazy One Percentile
[Verse 1]
E A
Today, for no good reason
E A
I dreamed up a machine
E A
That will do away with labor
E A
Like nothing you've ever seen
[Verse 2]
C G
Now many million people
C G
Are linin' up for the dole
E A
I'm cashing in on it big time
E A
With the money, you say I stole
[Verse 3]
C G
Now I Qualify for the One Percentile
D C
I think I've done my part
E D
I've totally ruined many lives
A C
Then treated it like an Art
[Chorus 1]
D G
But there's something you're not telling me
D A
Something I don't understand
E F
"That's what makes me a One Percenter
G C
And you, you're just a man"
[Verse 4]
E A
How can I become a member?
E A
Do I join some kind of club?
E A
Do I Have to dress in a certain way?
E A
Can I keep my ol' dog Bub
[Verse 5]
C G
And as a One Percenter
C G
I'll have to know your rules
E A
It will make my sad life easier
E A
Not having to deal with fools
[Verse 6]
C G
No more washing days on Sunday
D C
No more racing for the bus
E D
"You just follow our code
A G
And you'll end up just like us
[Chorus 2]
D G
But there's something you're not telling me
D A
Something I don't understand
E F
"That's what makes me a One Percenter
G C
And you, you're just a man"
[Verse 7]
E A
Who are these guys anyway
E A
Do they even have a name?
E A
Do they really start up oil wars?
E A
Without taking any blame
[Verse 8]
C G
Do these guys play tennis?
C G
Or indulge in drinking beer?
E A
Do they fly on airplanes?
E A
Do they go and hunt for deer?
[Verse 9]
C G
It kinda' would be nice to know
D C
Before I'm in too deep
E D
What promises should be broken?
A C
And what ones do I keep?
[Chorus 3]
D G
But there's something you're not telling me
D A
Something I don't understand
E F
"That's what makes me a One Percenter
G C
And you, you're just a man"
[Verse 10]
E A
Oh wow, a one percenter
E A
My friends, I must confess
E A
Will be so grossly jealous
E A
When they hear of my success
[Verse 11]
C G
"I'm sorry I forgot to mention it
C G
Your friendships will have to end"
E A
Hold on, you never told me that
E A
I havta' have at least one good friend
[Verse 12]
C G
On becoming a One Percenter
D C
I may have to sit on it for a while
E D
I hate to think of a day going by
A C
Without seeing your Angelic smile
[Chorus 4]
D G
There's something you're not telling me
D A
Something I don't understand
E F
"That's what makes me a One Percenter
G C
And you, you're just a man"
N.C.
Oh
D G
But there's something you're not telling me
D A
Something I don't understand
E F
"That's what makes me a One Percenter
G C
And you, you're just a man"
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