Jort Storm
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: AbCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
G#m
This just in!
E
We're receiving reports that a new fad is taking the nation by storm.
It's name? JORTS
G#m E
But it appears as if this breakthrough in jean-short splicing technology is casing
F#
irregular weather patterns
all across the globe (Whoo!)
[Verse 1]
G#m
It's the warmer season, so I can't wear jeans
E
I really like the denim, but not the length of the seam
G#m
My mom dresses cas and my dad likes to preen
E
I'm not like either of them,
I got the recessive gene!
[Chorus]
G#m
Jort storm!
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
G#m
A jort storm!
E F#
It's a category 5
G#m
Jort storm
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
E F#
I said a jort storm's comin', so run and hide!
[Bridge]
G#m
Jorticane
D#m
Jortnado
E
Jortnami
F#
Jortquake
G#m
Jortruption
F#
Jortalanche
B D#
Jortpocalypse
[Verse 3]
G#m F#
Jort storm's comin' (JORTS!)
G#m F# B
So you better start runnin'
E
Fast, it's a chase
D# G#m
But be careful 'cause these jorts will chafe you (Yeah!)
F# G#m
They're the new sensation (JORTS!)
F# B
Wear 'em to every occasion
E
Jorts in the pool
D# F#
Or even better, wear 'em to a funeral, yeah (J-J-J-JORTS!)
G#m
My personality is ninety-nine percent jorts
E
I got a genetic test, but all my genes are shorts!
[Chorus]
G#m
The jort storm!
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
G#m
A jort storm!
E F#
It's a category 5
G#m
Jort storm
D#m
Jort storm's comin' tonight
E F#
I take off my fucking jorts, I got-a jorts inside
[Outro]
G#m
Breaking news
D#m E F#
Millions of Americans are being sucked directly into the Jortex
G#m
And it's headed straight for this studio
F# B
To my wife, Cheryl, and son, Timmy
D# G#m
I love—— (JORTS!)
F# G#m
The elders foretold (JORTS!)
F# D#
Of a fashion so bold
E
A new god of the earth (Jorthulhu!)
D#
To seal it in denim and turn it into Jearth!
G#m F#
G#m F# B D#
E
D# F#
G#m
E
G#m
E F#
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