Jesus At Mcdonalds
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[Verso 1]
N.C.
I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight...,
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He said he wasn't doing alright,
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He said he didn't feel so fine fine fine . . .,
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Said he's about bout bout to lose his mind,
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I saw mama humping Santa Claus,
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She said it was because of menopause,
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That's why she had to have Rudolf too,
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You know your mama mama loves it too yeah let's go.
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Huh, yeah just like superman said, I'm from Carolina.
Interlude:
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[Verso 2]
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I'm in love with a lady wrestler,
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You know them sneaky women do it better,
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She got me, she put me in a figure four facelock,
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I said baby baby just don't stop,
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I touched myself late last night,
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Lyin' in bed next to my wife,
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She got up she got up she started to run,
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Said she could, could not watch me come,
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I'm comin' I'm comin' baby, I'm comin' home.
Interlude:
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Yeah
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[Refrão]
E E A A
I saw Allah at an Arby's,
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I saw Moses at McDonald's,
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I saw the Ramalama from Alabama at the barbeque pit on University,
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I saw I saw Buddha at a Burger King,
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I saw Joey at a Jack in the Box,
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I just just just just just just can't stop, yeah,
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I saw Mother Mary at a Roberto's in Oklahoma,
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Man I'm in a Twilight Zone zone zone zone zone.
[Ponte]
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And there I was, I woke up, I was kind of standing,
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I was kind of someplace out where the,
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out where the Interstates, turn to dirt, out past the fire roads,
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out past route one-four-oh,
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down, down where the train trestles go over the graveyards,
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back behind the dynamo right beside route one-four-o.
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Yeah I'm still out by Otay Lakes Road,
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underneath the water tower,
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I got a thousand watt watt watts of power,
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yeah I'm feeling fine, and Jesus walks up to me he says "Mojo, Mojo,
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I'm gonna take you some place you need to be."
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And I said, I said "take me Jesus!",
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And Jesus took me, there we were, I looked around,
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I looked around and all I saw was couches,
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everywhere I looked I saw couches, not the kind you want to sit on,
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but the kind you want to,
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the kind you want to sleep on!
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You know, you know it was like these bonfires and big cauldrons on top of them,
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with generic yellow label,
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top rum and just bowling away, bowl bowl bowling away way way,
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it was going everywhere,
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[Ponte]
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And the trees had these kind of beer tabs on them,
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and out of it was coming this strange mixture,
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of food, barns, gin, and Mountain Dew,
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and I said, "I love love love love love love you!" ,
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Oh yeah I was feeling so fine, so fine,
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I was about to go out of my mind,
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I saw the entire Robert Johnson, John Lee Hooker,
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and Muddy Waters record collection stretched before me,
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and a brand new stereo, I got a thousand watts of power,
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I got a new car, it's got a second gear and I, I'm feeling fine,
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I ain't go to work no day job no more,
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cause that's not my life, that's not my wife,
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Oh cut it out with the knife!
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So I ask Jesus, I say, "Man, like, where am I?"
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and Jesus kind of scratched his chin, and uh,
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he hadn't shaved in a while, and he said, "Uh, Mojo, Mojo...",
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I said "Am I at the Big Rock Candy Mountain?"
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He said, "Uh, no."
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I said "Am I in paradise?"
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He said "No."
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I said is this like the upstairs, you know heaven?"
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He said, "No."
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Jesus looked up in the sky,
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and there was a big white thing up in the sky,
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and there were these kind of lines going across,
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and the hair on the back of my neck stood up,
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and Jesus said "I feel fine" cause, cause....
[Verso 3]
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Cause I'm down, by the power lines,
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That's why I feel so fine,
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That's why I'm blowing my mind yeah yeah yeah,
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I said I'm down down down down down by the power lines line line line lines,
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Feel so feel so feel so down by the power lines,
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I feel, feel so fine, ain't that right Skid, oh yeah,
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I said I'm down, by the power lines,
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I'm doing alright, okay, hey hey hey,
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(Gibberish),
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I said hey my I'm down down down by the power lines,
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By the power lines I'm down by them,
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Let's go Skid oh yeah,
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Oh oh oh,
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Here we go boy
Outro:
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I saw Jesus at McDonald's at midnight!
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Great googly boogly!
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