Jessicas Bra
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Intro:
A G A G
A G A G
[Verso 1]
Dm
Ah, welcome to the hallowed inner circles o' Jessica's bra
C
Since you're askin', that's a typo on a sign above the bar
Dm
Big Mary is a-wrestlin' with her conscience and a toe
C
She's a champion at both, a flick of her hips and over you go
Gm F/A
There's a fella in the corner sippin' water through a straw
Eb/Bb C
We'll keep an eye on him, just to be absolutely sure
Interlude:
A G A G
[Verso 2]
Dm
It's somewhere to escape from the unpleasantries of life
C
A chance to get away from all the trouble and the strife
Dm
Nelson's falling over while he's lying down
C
We all respect his talent so we'll leave him there for now
Gm F/A
And the fella in the corner sipping water through a straw
Eb/Bb C
He's completely motionless, what the hell's he waiting for
Interlude:
A G A G
A G A G
Dm A/C# C G/B
Mr Bland's an issue solver from the ministry of grey
Bb G/B A
Commissioned by a caring team to turn up every day
Dm A/C# E
We're all helping with the gravity make sure it never fails
F#m C#m G#
With bawdy camaraderie and flagons of Tumbling Ale
Solo:
F#m A E F#m A E F#m
A E F#m A
C# E C# E C# E C# D E
A G A G A G A G
[Verso 3]
Dm
A tweedy bird from Berkshire is looking for some rough
C
Sidles up to Bailey, who is more than rough enough
Dm
And now the vicar's daughter's doing hand-stands up the wall
C
The boys reach out to grab her before she takes a fall
Gm F/A
And if you want to know what happened to the funny little fella
Eb/Bb C
He's being educated at a session in the cellar
Gm F/A
And should you still be wondrin' where on Earth you are
Eb/Bb C
Tell your friends you're having the time of your life, heh, in Jessica's bra
A G A G A G A G A
In Jessica's Bra
How to play Jessicas Bra
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is A. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.