Jeff Lane - Store Bought Woman
View chords used in this chart
Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
G C C G
[Verse]
G C C G
When I walked past her in the store, I knew I had to have her...
G C C G
Couldn't wait to get her home, and unwrap her...
G C C G
I'd give her a ten, if I had to rate her...
G C C G
Cuz all I have to do is fuckin' inflate her...
G C C G
She's always DTF, she never says no...
G C C G
She's really adventurous, yeah, she's a nasty ho...
G C C G
I know what you're thinking, it may sound perverted...
G C C G
She never even gets nosebleeds when we go inverted...
G C C G
Yeah, she can fuck right side up or upside down or sideways...
G C C G
As long as she stays full of air, she is ready always...
G C C G
But I noticed that she looks surprised, every time she sees me...
G C C G
I thought that look would go away, once she got to know me...
G C C G
Oh well, such is life, I guess our flame was fleeting...
G C C G
But I paid good money for this bitch, and now i think she's cheating...
G C C G
I guess I should have seen the signs, that things weren't going well...
G C C G
She always just lays there, but I figured what the hell...
G C C G
I guess by her lifelessness, I should've known we were in a slump...
G C C G
Figured I could just solve things, with a bicycle pump...
G C C G
Nothing left to do now since it looks like we are done...
G C C G
But box her up, bring her back and get a refund...
How to play Jeff Lane - Store Bought Woman
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Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
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