Jb Phillips
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[Verso 1]
E
Looking for love on five dating apps
Some profiles are fake and others are crap
A
Ruth from Ozark shows up in your Snap
E
Mad cuz a stripper once sat in your lap
B A
This is how you pay your dues
E A B
It's the batshit blues
[Verso 2]
E
When she's a gamer and good in the sack
And when she stays over you blow out her back
A
But when you don't text her she's on the attack
E
Out with the boys gets you nothing but flack
B A E A B
This is how you pay your dues to the Batshit Blues
Solo: E A E B A
[Verso 3]
E
She boils your bunny, discredits your name
Revenge for her is a sacred game
A
She worshipped your member when you first came
E
Then suddenly it's tiny and useless and lame
B A E
Even junior pays his dues to the batshit blues
Spoken
E
"Hey crazy lady
Don't insult me like that
You can't float a canoe down the Grand Canyon"
(walk up to the IV chord E F# G G# A)
A
"Your car is ugly, and I hate your cat
E
I'm outta here, it's as simple as that"
B A
I'm all done paying my dues
E A B E
To the Batship Blues
How to play Jb Phillips
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.