In Which I Kick Harry Potter In The Face
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Intro: Am C G Am
Am C
On the Hogwarts Express with Crabbe, Goyle, Pansy
G Am
Chillin' out, maxin', compartment 3-B
Am C
Well it was to much to expect privacy
G Am
'Specially with a reject like our friend Harry
G Am
that's when I started talking about Voldemort
Am C G Am
Am C
As I was explaining my sweet new positch'
G Am
Thought I saw a shoe or a small piece of fish
Am C
No it was a shoe that my two eyes did see
G Am
Under a cloak of invisibility
G Am C
Just then a thought started creeping up on me
G Am C
And I knew exactly what I'd do
G Am C
Make you wish you acted more quickly
G E
And that I'd never seen your shoe
D G
I'm going to kick you in the face
D C D
I might do it twenty-seven times just in case
D C G D
I know nothing could ever replace
C D G
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
Am C G Am
Am C
After they left I went through with my plan
G Am
And tied a tight knot around each of your hands
Am C G Am
Made you listen to Stryper and "Enter Sandman"
Am C G Am
Made you hear "Rio" by Duran Duran
G Am
You didn't like it, what is wrong with you?
Am C G Am
Am C
That made me angry, I was so upset
G Am
I kicked you hard that your pants you did wet
Am C
You looked like somebody took a small baby
G D F
Stuck it in a blender and turned on puree
C G
I just kicked you in the face
C G D
Hey, Harry Potter, how does your blood taste?
C G
I know nothing could ever replace
F G C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
G C
I just kicked you in the face
G C
Hey, Mr. Potter, how does your blood taste?
G C
I know nothing could ever replace
F G C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
F G C
The picture in my mind of your kicked-in face
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