In Different Ways
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Intro: A C# (2x)
A
I can see it in your eyes girl
C#m
That you're in the mood for love
F#m
So I light some candles, pour some wine
D E
Come sit down on the rug
A
But there's something I must tell you, babe
C#m
Before we take this step
F#m
Something about me girl
D E
That you do not know yet
A
I have no penis
A7+
It was torn off
D
In a bicycle accident
A
In nineteen ninety nine
E
I also lost one testicle
D
So all I have is a weird uni-ball
A
And a rubber tube, between my legs
E A
But babe, I can love you in different ways
A A7+
A
I'll make love to you with the rubber tube
C#m
That I use for urinating
F#m
I'll just tape to Popsicle sticks around it
D E
Make it easier for penetrating
A
And having only one ball
C#m
Isn't always a bad thing
F#m
It's like a pool ball in a pillow case
D E
It's like a cherry on a sundae
'Cause girl
A
I have no penis
A7+
I have no cock
D
If it looks like I have a ball
A
Just 'cause I stuff it with a sock
E
Girl, I know that you're afraid
D
But I promise, baby, if you stay
A
I'll put a cucumber in the microwave
E
And babe, I will love you in different...
... ways
A5 D5 (4x)
A5
Just because I don't have cock
D5 A5 D5
It doesn't mean I can't rock
A5
Just because I don't have cock
D5 A5 D5
It doesn't mean I can't rock
A5
Just because I don't have cock
D5 A5 D5
It doesn't mean I can't rock
A5
Don't be fooled by my lack of cock
D5 A5
I'm just trying to fill the block hole.
Oooh-yea
How to play In Different Ways
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is A. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.