If This Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will
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G Am C
If this tour doesn't kill you then I will
G
I hate your guts and it makes me ill
Am C G
Seeing your face every morning
Am C
One more month and twenty-two days
C
If this tour doesn't kill you, I may
G Am
Counting down the miles
C
'Til we leave the state
C
I'm counting down the minutes
Am C
'Til I can erase
G
Every memory of you
Am C G
For a second, let's be honest
D
Nothing will clean your filthy conscience
Bm Em
Everything you do makes me wanna vomit
Am C G
And if this tour doesn't kill you, buddy, I'm on it
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( C G Bm Am G )
( C G Bm Am G )
( C G Bm Am G )
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( C G Bm Am G )
( C G Bm Am G )
( C G Em )
Em D
Why can't we just get along?
( G Em C Bm )
D
Why can't we just get along?
( G Em C Bm )
D
Why can't we just get along?
( G Em C Bm )
D G
Why can't we just get along?
Em C Bm
You think you're so original
D
Why can't we just get along?
Em C Bm
I can't wait for your funeral
D C
Why can't we just get along?
D
Don't wish you were dead
G
I wish you'd never been born at all
C Am
Why can't everybody just chill?
D G
I'm trying not to let you get in my head
C Am
But every line, every goddamn syllable
Bm Em
That you say makes me
Em C
Wanna gouge out my eyes with a power drill
Am C
If this tour doesn't kill you
Am C
If this tour doesn't kill you
Am C
If this tour doesn't kill you, then I will
How to play If This Tour Doesn't Kill You, I Will
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.