I Wanna Be A Gynecologist
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E
INTRO
E
Well I talk to my son until I'm blue in the face,
A Aadd9
He's a rock n' roll bum, a family disgrace.
E
He lays around the house, smokes dope and masturbates,
A B7 E
Tell me son, what do you want to be?
E
Well your a worthless young s*** as i've ever seen,
A Aadd9
You know there's much more to life then a c*** magazine.
E
I'll send you to college, you can earn your degree,
A B7 E A E
Tell me son what do you want to be?
A E A E
Dad, I wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A E
KY jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight,
A B7 E
Seems like a good job for me.
E
Well I spoke to my wife, I said what can be done,
A Aadd9
With this highly offensive excuse for a son?
E
He sits at the table, and he belches and he farts,
A B7 E
Then he drinks till he pukes, and he sleeps in his barf.
E
I went up to his room, didn't bother to knock,
A Aadd9
I said 'Son we gotta have a talk, but please put away your cock.'
E
You're a livin' breathin' insult to society,
A B7 E
Tell me son what do you want to be?
A E A E
Dad, I wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A E
KY jelly, rubber gloves, and a flashlight,
A B7 E
Seems like a good job for me.
E
Well I was proud of my son, he had earned his degree,
A
He's a geniune doctor of gynecology.
E
He's got an office and a nurse and patients galore,
A B7 E
Who could ask for anything more?
E
Dad, I ain't got a damn thing to be thankful for,
A
I got sixteen old ladies lined up outside the door.
E
They all smell like tuna fish, and they s*** on the floor,
A B7 E
To tell the truth, IT'S A BIG F***IN' BORE!
A E A E
I don't wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A E
KY jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight,
A B7 E
It aint all that it's cracked up to be.
A E A E
I don't wanna be a gynecologist, study female anatomy.
A E
KY jelly, rubber gloves and a flashlight,
A B7 A E
It aint all that it's cracked up to be.
How to play I Wanna Be A Gynecologist
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The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
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Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.