I Dont Want To Join The Air Force
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: CCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Chorus]
C C7
I don't wanna join the Air Force
F C
I don't wanna go to war
G
I'd rather hang around
C
Piccadilly Underground
D7 G7
And living on the earnings of a high-class lady
C C7
I don't want an Aphid up me arsehole
F E
I don't want my bollocks shot away
F C
I'd rather be in England
F C
In merry, merry England
F G C
And fornicate my fuckin' life away
Gor blimey
[Verse]
C C7
Monday I rubbed her on the ankle
F C
Tuesday I touched her on the knee
G C
On Wednesday I confess, I lifted up her dress
D7 G7
On Thursday, I saw it, gor blimey
C C7
Friday I put my hand upon it
F E
On Saturday she gave my balls a tweak
F C
On Sunday after supper
F C
I ran the ol' boy up her
F G C
And now she earns me seven quid a week
Oh!
[Chorus]
C C7
I don't wanna join the Air Force
F C
I don't wanna go to war
G
I'd rather hang around
C
Piccadilly Underground
D7 G7
And living on the earnings of a high-class lady
C C7
I don't want an Aphid up me arsehole
F E
I don't want my bollocks shot away
F C
I'd rather be in England
F C
In merry, merry England
F G C
And fornicate my fuckin' life away
[Chorus]
C C7
I don't wanna join the Air Force
F C
I don't wanna go to war
G
I'd rather just get by
C
Smokin' dope and getting high
D7 G7
And living on the earnings of a tax-free annuity
C C7
I don't want an Archer up my asshole
F E
I don't want my balls shot away
F C
I'd rather be in Vegas
F C
In dirty fuckin' Vegas
F G C
And fornicate my fuckin' life away
Hell yeah!
[Verse]
C C7
Monday I never flew a sortie
F C
Tuesday I did my IDE
G C
On Wednesday I confess, I was at my master's class
D7 G7
On Thursday, five more safety briefings
C C7
Friday, a seven-hour standup
F E
On Saturday they said no cross-country
F C
On Sunday I said "Fuck it"
F C
And told them they could suck it
F G C
And now I'm earnin' seven g's a week at Lockheed
[Chorus]
C C7
I don't wanna join the Air Force
F C
I don't wanna go to war
G
I'd rather just get by
C
Smokin' dope and getting high
D7 G7
And living on the earnings of a tax-free annuity
C C7
I don't want an Archer up my asshole
F E
I don't want my balls shot away
F C
I'd rather be in Vegas
F C
In dirty fuckin' Vegas
F G C
And fornicate my fuckin' life away
How to play I Dont Want To Join The Air Force
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.