I Cant Find My Knickers And I Hate Corned Beef
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: GCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
G C
G D
C G
G G
[Verse 1]
G C G
Went out with the lads last Friday night. I pulled a young wan
D C G
And her skirt was tight. She took me to a house in Lisnabride.
G
She pulled down her knickers and pulled down my fly.
[Verse 2]
G C G
After that I had a thirst on me. I made her a sandwich and a cup
D C G
of tea. She asked me for a ham and cheese, but all I could find
G
was a tin of corned beef.
And she said
[Chorus]
G C G
I can’t find my knickers and beef. I can’t find my knickers and I
D C
hate corned beef I asked you for a ham and
G G
cheese and now I’m getting sick into a handkerchief because I
G
cant find my knickers and I hate corned beef
[Verse 3]
G C G
I put on me clothes and then fecked off home. Back to my
D C G
house in Garryowen. I sent her a text on my mobile phone,
G G
I told her I was better off on my own.
But she said
[Chorus]
G C G
I can’t find my knickers and I hate corned beef. I can’t find my knickers and I
D C
hate corned beef I asked you for a ham and
G G
cheese and now I’m getting sick into a handkerchief because I
G
cant find my knickers and I hate corned beef
[Verse 4]
G C G D
Gave her a call the very next day. I told her that I might be gay.
C G
I moved to a house outside Roscrea and I’m riding a guard
G
called Ronan Hayes
[Chorus]
G C
cause She can’t find her knickers and she hates corned beef.
G D
She can’t find her knickers and she hates corned beef,
C G
she asked me for a ham and cheese and
G
now she’s getting sick into a handkerchief cause she cant find
G
her knickers and she hates corned beef
[Verse 5]
G C G
Moral of the story lads listen to me, when you do your shopping
D C
up in Aldi. Make sure you get ham and make sure you get
G G
cheese or youll end up with a bitch who hates corned beef
[Chorus]
G C G
I can’t find my knickers and beef. I can’t find my knickers and I
D C
hate corned beef I asked you for a ham and
G
cheese and I can’t find my knickers and I hate corned beef,
can’t find my knickers and I hate corned beef, can’t find my
D G
knickers and I hate the fecking corned beef
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