Hooker With A Penis (acoustic)
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verse 1 (D D - -)
D D D D D D F F
I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
D D D D F
Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings
F F F
New tattoos that claimed that
(D DU U D)
D D C
He was OGT,
C D
After '92,
D C C
The first EP.
(D D - -)
(C) D
And in between
D D
Sips of Coke
D D
He told me that
D
He thought
D D D
We were sellin' out,
F F
Layin' down,
F F
Suckin' up
F F
To the man.
[Refrão]
C
Well now I've got some
G D D
Advice for you, little buddy.
F G
Before you point the finger
D
You should know that
D
I'm the man,
C
And if I'm the man,
G
Then you're the man, and
D A
He's the man as well so you can
F G D D
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
F G D D (one strum)
verse 2 (D D - -)
D D D
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb fuck.
D D D D D
I sold out long before you ever even heard my name.
F F
I sold my soul to make a record,
F
Dip shit,
F F F F (hold)
And you bought one.
[Refrão]
C
So I've got some
G D D
Advice for you, little buddy.
F G
Before you point your finger
D
You should know that
D
I'm the man,
C G
If I'm the fuckin' man
D A
Then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can
F G D D
Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.
F G D D
F F D (hold)
verse 3 (D DU U D)
A D D
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
D
Dumb fuck.
F F G G D
I sold out long before you ever heard my name.
D D
I sold my soul to make a record,
D
Dip shit,
F G D D
And you bought one.
BRIDGE (D DU U D)
C G D D
F G D D
verse 4 (D D - -)
F F
All you read and
F F
Wear or see and
C C
Hear on TV
C C
Is a product
G G
Begging for your
G G
Fatass dirty
D (hold)
Dollar
(N.C.)
So...Shut up and
OUTRO (DUDUDUDU)
D D D
Buy buy buy
C C
Buy my new record
D D D
Buy buy buy
C C
Send more money
D D
Fuck you, buddy.
C C
Fuck you, buddy.
D D
Fuck you, buddy.
C C
Fuck you, buddy.
D (hold)
How to play Hooker With A Penis (acoustic)
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.