Homelander Choir

Eb: xxx343 Cm: 335543 Ab: 466544 Bb: 688766 Intro Eb Bb Eb [Verso 1] Eb Oh, were here to sing the praises of a legend true Ab Bb Eb Cm They can sing better than me and you, oh yes its true (oh yes it's true) Ab Bb Eb Were the Homelander Choir and we love to sing for you Eb Oh, hes the king of the screen, the best youve ever seen Ab Bb Sneajer oh Sneajer our tiktok machine Eb Cm Ab But what is this Diddy blud doing on the calculator Bb Is blud Einstein? Well find out later Eb Clock strikes twelve, midnight arrives Ab Bb Cock your guns and sharpen your knives Eb Cm Hezzas the master, the greatest Splatoon player, Ab Bb The smoothest stride, the sharpest looks, the ultimate slayer [Refrão] Eb Oh were getting high on the hypotenuse today Cm A ninety degree dangle, hip hip hooray Ab Cm Ab Cm The longest side is grand, bringing joy to the land Bb With Sneakers O Toole the finest brand Eb From the Stay Tuned Burger in the Vegas heat Cm To the golden age of flavor that cant be beat Ab Cm Ab Cm Yes sir, yes sir, were high on potenuse Bb Eb The potenuse is high, way up in the sky [Verso 2] Eb Six-Seven kid, just one more game Ab Bb Hey dude man Im a dude man and Hezzas the name! Eb Cm Our collars are blue, our necks are red Ab Bb But they wont take our potenuse away, at least not yet! Eb The inklings and octos, covered in goo Ab Bb in a twenty-twenty turf war, what can you do? Eb Cm Release the burrito torpedo, watch it go! Ab Bb Our mother ate fries in the six-seven car, dont you know? [Verso 3] Eb N.C. Coffee spelled backwards is eefoc and thats funny Ab Bb Get Hezza to fifty-thousand followers hes number one Eb Root toot toot, were the Homelander Crew Ab Bb With eight free pizzas from our choir to you. Eb We bought a property in Egypt, oh so grand Cm While getting high on Lee-Kee bum, best in the land Ab Adrians shop gives a haircut for a quarter Bb A marvelous trim for every son and daughter. [Verso 4] Eb Evan Burger his last name is a food Ab Bb The Mcdonalds sussy boy is in a mood! Eb Cm Drink a monster energy eat a pizza pie Ab Bb While Sneajers barbershop reaches for the sky Eb Those green shoes, theyre lactose intolerant its true, Ab Bb Eb Sneakers O Toole the finest shoe for you, dont take them off Cm Ab Bb Keep them on tight, even at Freddy Fazbears in the middle of the night! [Refrão] Eb Oh were getting high on the hypotenuse today Cm A ninety degree dangle, hip hip hooray Ab Cm Ab Cm The longest side is grand, bringing joy to the land Bb With Sneakers O Toole the finest brand Eb From the Stay Tuned Burger in the Vegas heat Cm To the golden age of flavor that cant be beat Ab Cm Ab Cm Yes sir, yes sir, were high on potenuse Bb Eb The potenuse is high, way up in the sky [Ponte] Eb Oh, were here to sing the praises of a legend true Cm Ab They can sing better than me and you (oh yes its true) Bb Oh were here to sing- Eb Oh were here to sing the praises of a legend true Cm Oh were here to sing the praises of a legend true Ab Bb Eb Oh were here to sing the praises of a legend true Eb N.C. Oh we're here to sing the praises of a legend true [Verso 5] Eb Oh the hills of Wales and the scenic views Cm Hezzas colorful stains are the latest news Ab Im not taking my sneakers off, Im Sneakers O Toole! Bb A comical fellow, a legendary fool! Eb Stay tuned get the burger, and follow the king Cm Ab The Homelander Choir has no more to sing Bb N.C. Goodbye my Coney Island baby