Home Intruder
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This can't be good
[Chorus]
Am7
It's actually my girlfriend
C6/A
I think she's trying to move in
G
She's doing it peace by peace
C
And she thinks that I don't notice
Am7
Toothbrush in the bathroom
C6/A
Drains clogged with her hair
G C
She's leaving clothes in my closet like I don't even care
[Verse 2]
N.C. G
There's an intruder in my home
G Em
I call the police on the phone
C N.C.
I try to explain the problem but they laugh and then just hang up
G
She's throwing it in my face
Em
'Cause she's throwing her birthday party at my place
C
She's got tons of girlfriends over
Am7*
And they're spilling wine on my couch that I got from CB2
N.C.
Even Scotch Guard and it was like two thousand dollars
N.C.
I don't know if you've tried to buy furniture in the last 3 years but it...
N.C.
I waiting 8 fucking months because you know supply chain and logistics and the Suez
Canal I don't know
[Verse 3]
Am7 C6/A
She's having her milk delivered to my address
G C*
And everytime we have dinner she tries to slip in something like
N.C.
'Oh my God I think my lease is up in four months or less'
Am7 C6/A
No one fucking asked you about your lease
G C*
We were talking about something unrelated could you pass the potatoes please?
[Final verse]
G
There's an intruder in my home
Em
I really love you but I love living on my own
Am* C6/A
And the moment that we move in I know all my stuff is going in the storage
G
There's an intruder in my home
[Outro]
G
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* - one strum
How to play Home Intruder
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Am7. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.