Hermaphroditey
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Intro:
E E CCCCCCC :x4(very fast)
[Verso 1]
E C/G E C/G
She's part girl, she's part boy
E C/G E C/G
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
E C/G E C/G
She's got more, she's got less
Am F
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress
(Repeat intro)
[Verso 2]
E C/G E C/G
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
E C/G E C/G
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
E C/G E C/G
She's my little girl, yeah she's my little guy
Am F
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye!
E E E E E C C / D/A D/A (x2)
[Verso 3]
E C/G / D/A
She wears lace and she wears flannel
E C/G / D/A
She watches football AND the Lifetime channel!
E C/G / D/A
Whats that bulge under her nighty?
E C/G / D/A
It must be Hermaphroditey!
[Verso 4]
E C/G
Some things are white
E C/G
Some things are black
E C/G
Some girls wear make-up
E (play once and stop suddenly)
Mine shaves her back
E C/G
She is still beautiful
E C/G
She is still fine
Am
It's too bad her package
F
Is bigger than mine
E E E E E C C / D/A D/A
[Verso 5]
E C/G / D/A
She can't help her imperfections
E C/G / D/A
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
E C/G / D/A
Who stole all my tighty whities?
E C/G / D/A
It must be Hermaphroditey!
How to play Hermaphroditey
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.