Haunt Me
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E E7 E6
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B|-------12------9------------|
G|-------13------9------------|
D|----------------------9---6-|
A|-7-------------7----7-------|
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F#m F#m7 B7
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A|-------10-----10------------|
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G|---------------9------11----|
B|-9-------------9----9----12-|
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Intro
E E7 E6
F# F#m7
B7
Hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm
E E7 E6
F# F#m7
B7
Haunt me through the screen
verse 1
E E7 E6
Look, I won't pretend I understand it, babe, the afterlife and all
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But as you died, you promised me that you would try to write or call
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And I've been waiting ever since, every Sunday I hold seances
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With like-minded adults and roll your corpse into the living room
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And try to find your pulse, and then repine at the results
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I've even got my windowsills lined up with ultraviolet bulbs
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Shrunken shrines of human skulls and other signs of the occult
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But now I'm at a fucking loss, 'cause honey, nothing seems to work
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Like I've been astrally projecting my body beyond my dreams
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Through the fabric of space and time so you could me spot me at the seams
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I ventured through the upside-down hoping you caught me in between
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But maybe if you've got the tech, then you could haunt me on my screens
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Like you should infiltrate my news feed, I swear no one would notice
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You could float beside some bogus BuzzFeed quiz about the POTUS
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Be a pixelated phantom ghost on clickbait propaganda posts
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And dictate what you're thinking through a catchy headline
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Like "One weird reason why it's great to be ethereal"
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Or "Twenty signs you're dead now and your soul is immaterial"
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Or if it's late at night, then you could swoop in from the shadow realm
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And talk to me through pop-up ads that show up over adult films
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On anything you're into, we could start with milf, or facial
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You could beam your inter-spatial spirit into interracial
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If you're feeling sorta formal, we could pizza date on Skype
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And I could call the coroner over and we could share the corner slice
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When it's time to go to bed, then we could leave our cameras on
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And if the netherworld has one-day shipping free on Amazon
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Then you could slumber as you ship yourself, I swear this shit delivers quick
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Or send me the address and I could meet you by the River Styx
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I'd Twitter beef with Namtar by the Tigris and Euphrates
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I could snap you while I'm snagging sacred threads of life from Hades
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I would loot Duat and photocopy-pirate the papyrus
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Change the records and then have a Facebook flamewar with Osiris
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And either way, I can't wait to talk or reunite
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I've been so lonely since you died, I've tried to walk towards the light
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And if the Gods of Death oppose our harmless want to reconvene
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Then maybe we could sneak you by 'em if you haunt me through a screen
[Refrão]
E E7
E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7
It's been far too long that you and I have been alone
E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7
You could rectify that if you haunt me through my phone
E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7
No, I don't want to deal with voodoo dolls and figurines
E6 F#m F#m7 B7
I could do without them if you'd haunt me through my screen
verse 2
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I'm just frustrated, I guess, I've hung out in countless graveyards
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Drawn pentagrams and slaughtered goats, and even took a course on hunting ghosts
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From Pentecostal folks, but never once have gotten close
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Last month, I sat with local psychics and their crystal jewels
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And tried to find my old T-Mobile Sidekick phone from middle school
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Just so maybe if you're bored of fortune-telling tarot cards and magic words
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Then you could tweet a hundred-forty characters
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So I could throw away my voodoo dolls and stop chanting my juju mantras
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That my guru taught us, and if you slide into some YouTube comments
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You could scroll the comment page, or you could leave it blank
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If your specter is perceptible, we'd tell 'em it's a prank
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And if you still don't send responses, I'd assume the problem's technical
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And I would call Verizon just so someone could inspect it all
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I'd tell him I just want a close encounter of the spectral kind
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He'd ask if we turned on our modem router for a second time
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And plugged it in correctly to the voltage-power socket line
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And tried to tear a portal hole through to your paranormal soul
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So me and you could catch up on a toll-free spirit-mortal call
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Or we could see a witch doctor, she'd probably be skeptical
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Clinician with a stethoscope, the specimen non-skeletal
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The symptoms metaphysical, the convalescent soulless
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At first, her diagnosis could be we should try hypnosis
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But truthfully, if you can choose the way that you're reborn
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I hope you use the 3G phone and you eschew the ouija board
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And at this point, I don't really know why I learned ESP for
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When you could just descend and settle in my USB port
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Or my NVIDIA GeForce or my video AV cord
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There's no need for Santa Muerte when I've got a QWERTY keyboard
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We could play a game of e-sports, you and I'd be on a team
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If you're feeling otiose, I'll put my audio on stream
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I still have your favorite games, babe, I've got 'em all on Steam
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We'll get started when you're ready once you haunt me through a screen
[Refrão]
E E7
E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7
It's been far too long that you and I have been alone
E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7
You could rectify that if you haunt me through my phone
E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7
No, I don't want to deal with voodoo dolls and figurines
E6 F#m F#m7 B7
I could do without them if you'd haunt me through my screen
Outro
E E7 E6
F# F#m7 B7
E E7 E6
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