Haunt Me

E E7 E6 E|-------11------9------------| B|-------12------9------------| G|-------13------9------------| D|----------------------9---6-| A|-7-------------7----7-------| E|----------------------------| F#m F#m7 B7 E|-------12-----11------------| A|-------10-----10------------| D|-------11-----11------------| G|---------------9------11----| B|-9-------------9----9----12-| E|----------------------------| Intro E E7 E6 F# F#m7 B7 Hm-hm, hm-hm, hm-hm E E7 E6 F# F#m7 B7 Haunt me through the screen verse 1 E E7 E6 Look, I won't pretend I understand it, babe, the afterlife and all F#m F#m7 B7 But as you died, you promised me that you would try to write or call E E7 E6 And I've been waiting ever since, every Sunday I hold seances F#m F#m7 B7 With like-minded adults and roll your corpse into the living room E E7 E6 And try to find your pulse, and then repine at the results F#m F#m7 B7 I've even got my windowsills lined up with ultraviolet bulbs E E7 E6 Shrunken shrines of human skulls and other signs of the occult F#m F#m7 B7 But now I'm at a fucking loss, 'cause honey, nothing seems to work E E7 E6 Like I've been astrally projecting my body beyond my dreams F#m F#m7 B7 Through the fabric of space and time so you could me spot me at the seams E E7 E6 I ventured through the upside-down hoping you caught me in between F#m F#m7 B7 But maybe if you've got the tech, then you could haunt me on my screens E E7 E6 Like you should infiltrate my news feed, I swear no one would notice F#m F#m7 B7 You could float beside some bogus BuzzFeed quiz about the POTUS E E7 E6 Be a pixelated phantom ghost on clickbait propaganda posts F#m F#m7 B7 And dictate what you're thinking through a catchy headline E E7 E6 Like "One weird reason why it's great to be ethereal" F#m F#m7 B7 Or "Twenty signs you're dead now and your soul is immaterial" E E7 E6 Or if it's late at night, then you could swoop in from the shadow realm F#m F#m7 B7 And talk to me through pop-up ads that show up over adult films E E7 E6 On anything you're into, we could start with milf, or facial F#m F#m7 B7 You could beam your inter-spatial spirit into interracial E E7 E6 If you're feeling sorta formal, we could pizza date on Skype F#m F#m7 B7 And I could call the coroner over and we could share the corner slice E E7 E6 When it's time to go to bed, then we could leave our cameras on F#m F#m7 B7 And if the netherworld has one-day shipping free on Amazon E E7 E6 Then you could slumber as you ship yourself, I swear this shit delivers quick F#m F#m7 B7 Or send me the address and I could meet you by the River Styx E E7 E6 I'd Twitter beef with Namtar by the Tigris and Euphrates F#m F#m7 B7 I could snap you while I'm snagging sacred threads of life from Hades E E7 E6 I would loot Duat and photocopy-pirate the papyrus F#m F#m7 B7 Change the records and then have a Facebook flamewar with Osiris E E7 E6 And either way, I can't wait to talk or reunite F#m F#m7 B7 I've been so lonely since you died, I've tried to walk towards the light E E7 E6 And if the Gods of Death oppose our harmless want to reconvene F#m F#m7 B7 Then maybe we could sneak you by 'em if you haunt me through a screen [Refrão] E E7 E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7 It's been far too long that you and I have been alone E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7 You could rectify that if you haunt me through my phone E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7 No, I don't want to deal with voodoo dolls and figurines E6 F#m F#m7 B7 I could do without them if you'd haunt me through my screen verse 2 E E7 E6 I'm just frustrated, I guess, I've hung out in countless graveyards F#m F#m7 B7 E Drawn pentagrams and slaughtered goats, and even took a course on hunting ghosts E7 E6 From Pentecostal folks, but never once have gotten close F#m F#m7 B7 Last month, I sat with local psychics and their crystal jewels E E7 E6 And tried to find my old T-Mobile Sidekick phone from middle school F#m F#m7 B7 E Just so maybe if you're bored of fortune-telling tarot cards and magic words E7 E6 Then you could tweet a hundred-forty characters F#m F#m7 B7 So I could throw away my voodoo dolls and stop chanting my juju mantras E E7 E6 That my guru taught us, and if you slide into some YouTube comments F#m F#m7 B7 You could scroll the comment page, or you could leave it blank E E7 E6 If your specter is perceptible, we'd tell 'em it's a prank F#m F#m7 B7 And if you still don't send responses, I'd assume the problem's technical E E7 E6 And I would call Verizon just so someone could inspect it all F#m F#m7 B7 I'd tell him I just want a close encounter of the spectral kind E E7 E6 He'd ask if we turned on our modem router for a second time F#m F#m7 B7 And plugged it in correctly to the voltage-power socket line E E7 E6 And tried to tear a portal hole through to your paranormal soul F#m F#m7 B7 So me and you could catch up on a toll-free spirit-mortal call E E7 E6 Or we could see a witch doctor, she'd probably be skeptical F#m F#m7 B7 Clinician with a stethoscope, the specimen non-skeletal E E7 E6 The symptoms metaphysical, the convalescent soulless F#m F#m7 B7 At first, her diagnosis could be we should try hypnosis E E7 E6 But truthfully, if you can choose the way that you're reborn F#m F#m7 B7 I hope you use the 3G phone and you eschew the ouija board E E7 E6 And at this point, I don't really know why I learned ESP for F#m F#m7 B7 When you could just descend and settle in my USB port E E7 E6 Or my NVIDIA GeForce or my video AV cord F#m F#m7 B7 There's no need for Santa Muerte when I've got a QWERTY keyboard E E7 E6 We could play a game of e-sports, you and I'd be on a team F#m F#m7 B7 If you're feeling otiose, I'll put my audio on stream E E7 E6 I still have your favorite games, babe, I've got 'em all on Steam F#m F#m7 B7 We'll get started when you're ready once you haunt me through a screen [Refrão] E E7 E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7 It's been far too long that you and I have been alone E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7 You could rectify that if you haunt me through my phone E6 F#m F#m7 B7 E E7 No, I don't want to deal with voodoo dolls and figurines E6 F#m F#m7 B7 I could do without them if you'd haunt me through my screen Outro E E7 E6 F# F#m7 B7 E E7 E6