Handless Musician
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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse 1]
D A G
If I had time my time back, I’d probably join a band
D A G
But I wouldn’t play any instruments cause I ain’t got no hands
D A G
I guess I’d have to sing, And someone else would control my mic stand
D A G
I’d sing about real things, Like having no hands
A E Bm D
Handless musician, Bandless amputee
Bm A E
I wanna be a handless musician
Bm Dsus2 A E
To be honest I got two hands, but they’re in a jar in the kitchen
Bm A E
Floating around with the pickled eggs
Bm Dsus2 A E7
Just being jealous of my feet attached to my legs
[Verse 2]
D A G
Maybe I could also play the feet drums
D A G
For that ya don’t need any fingers or thumbs
D A G
My Left Foot showed me the way
D A G
Daniel Day Lewis put on an inspiring display
A E
But no, it’s different I know
Bm D G
Trying to be a musician with no hands
Bm A E
Why can’t I just do it?
Bm Dsus2 A E
What’s really keepin me from following my dream?
Bm A E
(I mean) There’s a headless horseman in the forest
Bm A E
A heartless guy fighting the Care Bears
Bm A E
Kevin Bacon was footless in that movie
F#m E
But at least they all had hands
How to play Handless Musician
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.