Hamburger Pussy
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Afinação: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb EbCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse 1]
C Cadd9 C
Flaps are tender and caramelised
Cadd9 C
Hooked by the sweetest pair of thighs
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
It's always the pretty ones with the hamburger pussy
Cadd9 C
And I had drank many beers that night
Cadd9 C
A pretty, blonde girl, she caught my eye
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
How could I know she had a hamburger pussy?
[Chorus 1]
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that many girls get
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
But it looks like a little Flappy Bird between her legs
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that many girls got
Fmaj7 G C Cadd9 C
But it looks like a hamburger with the lot
[Verse 2]
C Cadd9 C
His chest was thick and his abs defined
Cadd9 C
Eyebrows tweaked, fake tan all nice
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
It's always the pretty ones with the pickle dick
Cadd9 C
She had drank many beers that night
Cadd9 C
He sidles up the look in her eyes
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
How could she know he had a pickle dick?
[Chorus 2]
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
Pickle dick is not a problem that many guys get
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
But it looks like a little Lego man between his legs
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
A pickle dick is not a problem many guys got
Fmaj7 G C Cadd9 C
But it looks like if a pickle had a cock
[Bridge]
Am G Fmaj7
And I've been told that her pussy looks like a pizza
C
With too much cheese flopped on its side
Am G Fmaj7
And I've been told that his penis looks like a mutated baby's finger
C
And that's not right
[Pre-Chorus]
Am
They say there's someone for everyone
G Fmaj7
Turned out all a hamburger needed was a pickle
C
Or a pickle dick, if you will
C
Oh yeah, baby
[Chorus 3]
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that many girls get
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
And it's rare to see a little pickle between a man's legs
Fmaj7 C Cadd9 C
Hamburger pussy, not a problem that this girl's got
Fmaj7 G C Cadd9 C
'Cause she lucked out and found a pickle cock
[Outro]
Fmaj7 G C
But it still looks like a hamburger with the lot
How to play Hamburger Pussy
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Eb. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.