Glory Hole
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Intro
Em G - Em G - Em F G A -
verse 1
Em G
There's a place in France where the naked ladies dance
Em G
There's a hole in the wall where you put your cock & balls
F E
But you never really know who's sucking on the other side
F E
Is it a boy or a girl or a lady-man hermaphrodite
[Refrão] B D
Honey, I don't wanna know
A E
Who's sucking my dick today
B D
I'm going to the glory hole
A E
Gonna spend my weekly pay
B D
Dream about Cheryl Tiegs
A E
While a beast greases up my pole
G D A E
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
G D A E
Blow my load at the glory hole
G D A E
Blow my load at the glory hole
F
The glory hole
verse 2
Em G
I know a place down the street just behind Micky dees
Em G
Where the thing behind the hole really aims to please
F E
Well a buck o' five is all you need to get a job well done
F E
It doesn't matter if it's Tommy Lee or Attila the Hun
B D
Baby, I don't wanna know
A E
Who's sucking my cock tonight
B D
I'm going to the glory hole
A E
Gonna fuck it with all my might
B D
In my head it's Jessica Biel
A E
Don't care if it's a fucking troll
G D A E
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
G D A E
Blow my load at the glory hole
G D A E - F
Blow my load at the glory hole
Bridge
G C
Come, give your cock a chance
F7
No need for romance
D G
Come soil your pants at the glory hole
G C
Come, get what you need
F7
Do the dirty deed
D G
Deposit your seed at the glory hole
G - A - B - C
C G D Em
Feel somebody new at the glory hole
C G D Em
Fill someone with goo at the glory hole
C G D Em - F
No one judges you at the glory hole
[Refrão]B D
I don't wanna know
A E
Who's sucking my dick today
B D
I'm going to the glory hole
A E
Gonna spend my weekly pay
B D
Dream about virgin teens
A E
While a beast greases up my pole
G D A E
I'm gonna blow my load at the glory hole
G D A E
Blow my load at the glory hole
G D A E
Blow my load at the glory hole
G D A E - F
Blow my load at the glory hole
How to play Glory Hole
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Em. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.