Get Off The Phone

"Get Off The Phone" E Here we have a man Who's chosen to Instagram B His apple pie, a la mode E While he fumbles through the filters B His ice cream has gotten "a la hot" And the pie "a la cold." E As you can see B This street performer's drawn a crowd To watch him do his thing E But instead of just enjoying the show it seems that everyone's decided B To make a documentary E Notice this unreasonably attractive couple B Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together E Social networking instead of working B On getting to know each other better E How does that filtered picture taste B Since your dessert has gone to waste? E When do you think you ever will B Wanna watch this portrait juggling film? E You know you want to touch each other B D Doesn't that feel good? (He's my brother...) B Get off the phone now! F# It's gonna be okay A E There's no need to be afraid B It doesn't love you F# Its gonna die one day A The government is probably E Spying on you with it anyway E Here we have a stereotypical teen B Forced to endure "Family Game Night." E He's stereotypically texting And missing his mom B Demonstrate a carousel ride E Little Ethan here B Is celebrating being the center of the universe For one year E But "The World's Greatest Dad" Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it B Than actually being here E Let's listen in and see if we can get some context B "Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine." E He has the nerve to make a phone call B At such a pivotal moment in his friend's life E How could you be so disengaged? B While precious memories are being made? E Do you really think your friends need B Another baby picture in their feed? E Don't be such a self-centered guy B D Now isn't that better? (I think he just died) B Get off the phone now! F# It's gonna be okay. A E There's no need to be afraid B It doesn't love you F# It's gonna die one day A E It's crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway B F# Get off the phone now! It's gonna be okay End