Fuck You If You Dont Like My Pants
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C
My...
[Verse 1]
C E
Thumb says hello and my hair is stupid
Am C7
Fuck you if you don't like my pants
F Fm
They're purple, and I think they're neat
C C/G
[Verse 2]
C E
My childlike wonder is what gives me my charm
Am C7
Fuck you if you don't like my pants
F Fm C
I've only got a few years left or two
C/G
[Verse 3]
C E
My belly is hairy, my nose is bulbous
Am C7
Fuck you if you don't like my pants
F Fm
My light turns too bright for me
C C/G
[Verse 4]
C E
I'm scared of the dark and all that's in it
Am C7
Fuck you if you don't like my pants
F Fm
My picture frame gives me my sight
C C/G
[Verse 5]
C E
I fumble with the doorknob when my hands are wet
Am C7
Fuck you if you don't like my pants
F Fm
My legs are covered in thorns
C C/G
[Verse 6]
C E
My phone keeps a-buzzin', but no one responds
Am C7
Fuck you if you don't like my pants
F Fm
My bean-bag is too saggy
C C/G
[Verse 7]
C E
My geetar is... outta tune
Am C7
Well fuck you if you don't like my pants
F Fm
I pledge allegiance to the flag...
[Outro]
N.C.
You good with that?
N.C.
Yeah!
N.C.
I'm good with that
How to play Fuck You If You Dont Like My Pants
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is C. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.