Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
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[INTRO: ]A G D A G D
A G D
EVery year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
A G D
They make cookies, rolls, and bread and ham and pie
A G D
And for some weird reason they all send me a fruitcake
A G D B
When I tell them that I ate it it's a lie
A G D
I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
A G D
I've made barbells for my cousins Merle and Luke
A G D
But if I try to eat some my intestines start to quake
A B
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
CHORUS:
A E
Fruitcake makes me puke
A
It happens everytime I eat it so I know it's not a fluke
A E
Fruitcake makes me puke
That's the one thing about Christmas that no one can dispute
N/C B
Fruitcake makes me puke
A G D
I keep one in my office as a handy paperweight
A G D
I hear they're used as hammers in Debuke
A G D
But when I try to eat some I can't get it off the plate
A B
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
CHORUS
SOLO
BRIDGE:
B7
And the main thing about fruitcake that I have found
B7
It looks the same way comin' up as it does goin' down
CHORUS
E
Well that's the one thing about Christmas that my family can't dispute
A B
Fruitcake makes me puke
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